Ok, where to start. Lets discuss the first painfully annoying status update here- shop window in lingerie=me. A little cryptic. A little vague even. But I think Miss 'B' is alluding to the fact that she will indeed be in a shop window, flaunting her bod, wearing lingerie.
Oh, Miss B, don't go half assed on us here. Just update your status with what you're really wanting to say. That is "I think my body is hot".
Moving on, incase that was bad enough, just wait folks.... there's still a little bragging left in the ol' girl.
So, you're having a pretty good day, maybe just feeling a little pudgy after reading the previous update (after all, no one asked you to flaunt your bod in a window wearing only a bra and thong), well this next one is sure to make you feel like crapola. Perhaps you've been planning a long weekend down the coast, a couple of days at the beach even? Well Miss B will always outdo you, and don't you forget it. Not only is Miss B going on her very own Vaycay, but she is going to NEW YORK, SUN PEAKS and HAWAII baby!
Why, you ask? Because after all, she is the princess.
